We need to talk about your new product, the iPad.

I’ve waited patiently for the introduction of this new game-changing piece of tech.  We all have.  But now that it’s here, I’m afraid you have a little explaining to do.

As a devoted follower of the cult of Mac, I’ve been squirming in my shoes for months now, losing sleep over the idea of a Mac tablet.  As a working web designer/ video editor, the idea of having an ultra-portable device for portfolio presentations, web design meetings, etc… made me happier than a bird with a french fry.  But as things stand, I won’t be able to use this slick little beauty for anything but an oversized iPod Touch.  The reasons?

• No Support for Adobe Flash: You bill this as the ultimate web-browsing experience, but without Flash, a huge portion of the internet just isn’t available.  I know you need to protect your investment in the iTunes store and App Store… I mean, allowing Flash onto your platform would enable people to nicely avoid having to pay for content.  Hulu, Pandora, etc… not to mention folks developing web-based apps that you’ll never get a piece of… I can almost understand that.  But it also means I can’t ever access news videos, order a pizza online, or browse promotional websites for just about any form of entertainment.  As a web designer, I can’t demo a site for clients if it includes any manner of Flash.  Lack of Flash support is frankly, a deal-breaker.  Isn’t that right Liz Lemon?
• No Connectivity: I need a little USB in my life, if not Firewire.  Sure there’s some sort of adapter/dongle doo-hicky on the horizon, but would an out-of-the-box USB port have been too much?  I could even maybe deal with a male 30pin to female USB cord.  Let’s think about it.  USB would allow doctors to connect diagnostic equipment to measure and track vital signs for patients.  That right there is a massive market that you have shot right out the window.
• No Multi-Tasking: I do eight things at a time when I’m working, and when I’m surfing the web.  I have two screens on my desktop at home, and regularly have video playing in one window, news in another, email, etc…  That screen is big enough to have a couple windows open at the same time, and that would make cut and paste a lot more easy to use.  I understand that this device is geared towards the average Joe who wants a portable media device/e-reader.  But don’t leave us power-user pro-level tech nerds out in the cold.

Look, Apple, we’ve been friends for a long time. I’ve pulled so many people over to your team, I’m starting to lose count.  But you’re letting me down here.  I am completely willing to drop the cash on an iPad, as long as it isn’t just an over-grown iPod Touch.  I mean, I already have an iPhone, and a Macbook Pro.  I think I speak for most of us when I say we were looking for something a little closer to the middle of the iPhone – MacBook spectrum.

Charge me a couple hundred extra bucks for an iPad Pro.  Whatever it takes to defray some of the cost of enabling Flash, adding a connector port and beefing up the specs.  You know I’m still gonna buy Apps from the App Store.  I’m still going to pay for 3G service, even if I don’t really need it. Of course, I am gonna watch the crap out of some Hulu, but sometimes friends have to compromise a little to keep each other happy.  Right?

At the very least, give me some Flash and then we’ll talk.

Your Friend,

Ian

I can’t make this stuff up. Someone in Israel decided it would be a good idea to shove the business end of a high-tech gun that can shoot around corners up the business end of a cuddly stuffed cat. I can’t begin to express to you how how awesome this is. I’ll let the video do the talking.

Click the photo of the sneaky ba***rd above to play the video.

For more info on this adorable weapons system visit http://www.cornershot.com

He takes the first bus to the farthest place he can go and ends up in a coastal NC town, waiting tables and trying to build a new life. But he’s broken the rules of his trade, and he can’t lie low forever. The Hitman finds friends in the least expected places and sets out with a brand new team to continue his work in the world of contract killing, this time doing things his way.

Visit MakeTheHit.com for more details.

Also, check out the nifty contact form overlay-jobbie I have going on.  It gave me a slight nerd-gasm.

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“Make The Hit,” is a TV pilot for an hour long action/drama about a hitman that decides to get out of the business.

He takes the first bus to the farthest place he can go and ends up in a coastal NC town, waiting tables and trying to build a new life. But he’s broken the rules of his trade, and he can’t lie low forever. The Hitman finds friends in the least expected places and sets out with a brand new team to continue his work in the world of contract killing, this time doing things his way.

Front Street Brewery in Wilmington, NC needed a web 2.0 facelift.  I used their existing artwork and branding to create a dynamic new home for FSB on the internet.  I had a great time working on the site, and I’m proud of the finished product.

Dear Mr. Gullett,

I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for the highly creative and cost effective work you have done for us regarding the design, implementation and maintenance of the Front Street Brewery website.

As the owner of multiple companies in multiple industries in both Eastern and Western North Carolina I have dealt with a number of web designers and web development projects for my various companies, and I can say with certainty that you excel at what you do.

Since turning over our website to you our traffic has increased over 60% in less than 8 months.  You have helped our “bottom line” with both increased sales and by charging very competitive rates for your services.

We appreciate your creativity and dedication to making our website something special.  If you have any potential clients who would like to speak with me about my experience in working with IMG Multimedia have them call me on my personal cell (number provided upon request).

Once again, thanks for all you have done to help make our business highly successful.

Sincerely,
Tom Harris
Tom Harris, Owner of Front Street Brewery (Wilmington Brewers LLC)

When you need the best criminal defense or personal injury attorney, call Thom Goolsby. When Thom needed Web Design and Podcasting services, he called me.

Over the last 2 years I’ve built several sites for Thom. I’ve helped him to assemble a custom production studio in his office that allows him to record his own Video and Audio Podcasts whenever he wants.

“I have had numerous websites over the years and have spent thousands of dollars with different web designers and companies. However, until Ian Gullett began assisting me and designing the site for my law firm, I never felt as if I was getting value for my money and making full use of the Internet. We have seen incredible returns on our investment with Ian. We have an excellent website that helps to generate business, bring in new customers and secure returning customers. With Ian’s help we are continually working on improvements to the site and changes in our outreach to legal consumers. It is my great pleasure to highly recommend Ian Gullett as a conscientious, hard working and highly talented web designer who is worth every dollar we have paid him.”

Thomas Cowart Goolsby, MBA, JD
Goolsby Law Firm, PLLC

Bob Imperial, the executive director of the Grace For Children Foundation is on a mission to draw attention the phenomenal work of Marcia Erickson, known to the of children Bahir Dar, Ethiopia as “Mama Meheret” (Amharic language for Mother of Mercy).  He needed a website that could showcase the outstanding photography of the Grace Centre as well as integrate their existing graphic design scheme.  I created for him a brand new web 2.0 site with the following features:

• Content Management System
• Online Donation Management
• Flash Photo Gallery
• Video and Music Integration
• Search Engine Optimization
• A Beautiful Image-Slider Top Navigation Section
• Full Site Analytics Package
• Email Solutions

I was fortunate enough to travel to Winston Salem and spend time with Bob and his family working on this project.  The site turned out great, and I’m proud to have been able to help this worthy cause.

“Ian Michael Gullett was extremely competent and talented in translating my vision for our new website at www.graceforchildren.org (Grace For Children Foundation, Inc.) into the required technology sourcing and design parameters one may now see at this site. Not only was our Board of Directors impressed and pleased, but the international donors and Ethiopian benefactors of our cause have repeatedly commented on the beauty and effectiveness of what Mr. Gullett guided us in creating. I recommend his skills for any organization’s website needs, whether comprehensively or in specific components. Please feel free to contact me, personally, if you require a more customized endorsement. (info upon request)”

Sincerely,

Robert A. Imperial
Executive Director
Grace For Children Foundation, Inc.